Not so perfect timing

I had planned to have a cute video of Simon "talking" but it was taking too long to load. I think it was too big. Anyone know how I can make it smaller or get it to work?

So, since that isn't working, you'll have to hear about Simon's pooping. You may have heard me say that Simon only poops every few days. That is still true. Twice now, he has decided that Friday afternoon is a good time. Well, Friday morning is when the garbage truck comes. Not such good timing. Now today, he pooped, and of course it was one of those blowouts! The poor timing in this one was that he had just gotten a bath a few hours before, and we had just done all the laundry yesterday. Oh well. He could be going everyday.